PlaneOn the Way to London, England

Okay...what?! EasyJet is crazy. Boarding by group translated into "everyone shove a lot", then there was a problem so we all waited in the hallway of the departure gate, then lo - not a plane, but a bus. What, we're going to drive? What the point of priority boarding is, if you make group A stuck at the edges of the bus so that when it drops everyone off at the plane the first people to board are the members of group D... No one knows. These crazy people who were sitting across from me in the airport lobby - a guy who seems surgically attached to his cell phone and a woman apparently formed from melting plastic and sequins - are sitting next to me, it seems. Oh man. Nap or travel plans... hm, we shall see.